I am a glamorous California Bitch Goth starring in my own TV show. My life seems perfect but If anyone found out my secret....that I am really just a vagabond troll living under the freeway, no one would love me anymore. At least I am a princess troll. I have crafted a princess environment from emerald gemstones and water crystals. My dwelling: number one tourist destination. Freddy Kreuger is my only friend. Everyone wants to be a part of this lifestyle, but they fucking can't. You're all fucking zombies, leave me the fuck alone.
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